Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!

Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!

By Tim Collins

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Interest LevelReading LevelReading A-ZATOSWord Count
Grades 4 - 8Grades 10 - 9n/a6.738564
Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN-13: 9781442411838
ISBN-10: 144241183X
Published on 8/24/2010
Binding: Hardcover
Number of pages: 336

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This book was about a boy named nigel and he was a vampire. But he is a lame vampire. Why? Because he's not all spaarklie like Edward Cullen from twilight he's not attractive he doesn't have any powers! plus he has never had a girlfriend! poor Nigel