Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

Here is an exciting chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet" — those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Curious young readers will learn about the real Dr. Seuss, baseball superstitions, the birth of The Simpsons, how carnival games are rigged, the history of dining on scorpions and tarantulas, shocking truths about thunder and lightning, and disgusting bodily functions like ear wax production and digestion (and why they're important), and much, much more!

Lexile score: 1000L
Hardcover, 288 pages
Published on April 8, 2014 by Portable Press
ISBN-10: 1626860459
ISBN-13: 9781626860452
35 Book Reviews
  • sushi321
    sushi321over 7 years33 stars
    This book was not that funny and I'm not even kidding. I'm sure little kids might find hilarious. It has weird quotes, facts, humor, whatever but it didn't catch my interest.
    • genius1326
      genius1326over 7 years22 stars
      It wasn't that funny,but i guess you could say from the point of view you had,you could say it was really funny or really odd, but I could see how funny it could be.
      • yaya35223
        yaya35223over 7 years55 stars
        Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader will keep you entertained for hours! It has crazy stories, jokes and facts about everything! And I mean everything! This book is so cool!
        • bibliophile
          bibliophileover 7 years33 stars
          KIDS ONLY!!!!!!! I'm just kidding about that... well actually you can go talk to the author about it if you are not a kid and you are going to read it... Again I was joking! I think this book changed how I think now I;m joking a lot these day because of this book! This was filled with amazing and interesting facts and of course... jokes! I loved how their were so many pictures... it helped you to understand the book even more! The comics were also hilarious and I just enjoyed how I was reading about al different sorts of topics, where it was too the point I started laughing aloud... seriously, my brother had that annoyed look on his face telling me to stop laughing...But I also liked how there was the equal amount of seriousness and silliness... Anyways read this hilarious but helpful book for kids (again just joking :D)!!!
          • batman10
            batman10over 7 years
            • texas5941
              texas5941over 7 years55 stars
              Uncle John is hilarious! It is possibly one of the most interesting bathroom reads of all time. From its strange facts on every page to the interesting stories throughout the book. This book will sure to get you reaching for more. The minute I got this book, I was sucked into the humor of every page. I definitely recommend this book, and be prepared for tons of laughter!
              • mckenna123
                mckenna123almost 8 years
                I haven't read this but I want to.
                • asma234
                  asma234about 8 years33 stars
                  I think and I know this book was made for younger kids so I helped my younger brother read it.It's just filled with cool quotes,fact's,humor,ect.It's really cool for younger age's,and it really teaches academic things in science and social studies.
                  • yellowcake
                    yellowcakeabout 8 years44 stars
                    This book has many different fun funny amazing cool facts. It's perfect for traveling and rainy days. And there's a pretty big table of contents.
                    • lauraar
                      lauraarabout 8 years
                      you now that this makes me sad seeing little kid books like this i mean really like who woild do this realy. :`( lol its wierd